Don't let my husband near your children.

I can't even explain to you how horrible this moment was. Well, maybe not horrible, but HORRIBLY EMBARRASING!! My husband is a joker. He likes to make slightly inappropriate comments and jokes. He is also a very Godly, loving man. But with the story you're about to hear, you might not believe me. You might think he's a weirdo. Don't judge him :)

Okay, so it began with some simple crafting and hanging out.  My friend Jess dropped by with her sweet (almost) two year old and her little four month old, Caedemon.  Last time we hung out with them, he was only three weeks old.  (Is he five months? ...I don't know, but he's a big boy)

We were all just joking around and sweet AG just decided to joke around like he was going to breastfeed this baby.  He lifted up his shirt and everything.  I was there asking him to please stop...because it was inappropriate.  Luckily, we have embarrased ourselves in front of these particular friends many times. So, this was no shock to them.

They still come around.

He held the baby up and kept asking a friend to take a picture.  Well, as suddenly as the statement was made (and the baby is held near his naked chest), we hear AG yelp.  He then repeats over and over, "he latched, he latched!". 

LIKE HE WAS SHOCKED. 

What else does a little baby do when you put them up to your bare chest? GEEZ!

(I know, you are judging him...thinking what kind of weirdo would do that?? I don't know guys, but I married him!)

So, as you can see in these pictures....he thought it was hilarious. I think it was the highlight of his night.  And then there is me in the background, continuing to craft away. Trying to decide if it would be appropriate to bang my hubby over the head or run out the front door :)

 

The poor baby is scarred for life. Look at him. 

Luckily these people still like us.

I don't know why I am sharing this moment so publicly. Maybe it will make you laugh as hard as my hubby, because I don't k now if I've ever seen him laugh so hard. :)